Tuesday, December 10, 2013

NaMo - The Stalker

Insulting the intelligence of voters is a crime and in an election year it is a political suicide. In 2008 US Presidential elections, Sarah Palin, the Republican nominee for the vice president’s post committed that offence. In Circa 2013, Narendra Modi is following her footsteps.

When Palin started her campaign, commentators gave ‘hockey mom’ a real chance. After all, she was folksy – which America loves, good looking and an up righteous grandmother. The concoction was deadly and Republicans lapped it up. A war veteran, John McCain as the head and a mommy as his aide was in some ways the zenith of the American dream.

Modi’s team has also created a similar aura around him. Decisive, incorruptible and earthy – are the characters which largely define Modi’s campaign. If BJP is to be believed, Modi is the slumdog of Indian politics, a ‘chaiwala’ who through his sheer hard work has managed to rise in the political hierarchy. In his own words, he is not a ‘shehzada’ but ‘sevak.’

Till this point, the script runs perfect. But the American dream crumpled when mommy started getting her facts wrong. Palin was ridiculed when she claimed to have an insight into country’s foreign policy because Russia is next door neighbours to her state of Alaska.

Back home, Namo replicated that feat in his Independence Day speech at Bhuj. He almost took the same neighbourhood lane as Palin and while lambasting Pakistan claimed that his voice reaches Pakistan first and Delhi later. This came from the prime ministerial candidate who some months ago had offered Sindh province in Pakistan, the ‘Gujarat Model’ to overcome its power crisis.

While Palin called Afghanistan a neighbouring country, Modi brought Taxila from Pakistan to Bihar. The uncanny resemblance between these two politicians in getting their facts wrong, again and again perhaps stem from sheer ignorance which their supporters mask as unpretentious.

Perhaps, the voters could have forgiven Palin, the winner of the Miss Wasilla pageant for not knowing what lie beyond the American shores but the crowd booed her down when at a public rally she said that the state of North West Hampshire is in the Northwest of Americas. Modi so far has been sparred of this public ignominy.

A closer look at their campaign and one gets a feeling that perhaps the fate of Palin and Modi are intertwined. Days after being nominated for Presidential elections, the Republican supporters were shocked that Palin’s unwed daughter was five months pregnant. Palin, who by then had projected herself as ‘Bible-believing Christian,’ ultimately lost out on the traditional conservative Republican base. Modi, too, is now embroiled in a snooping scandal as his aide Amit Shah has managed to score a self goal against his ‘saheb’.  

In the midst of this jamboree these down-to-earth leaders and their supporters forget that the voter cannot be fooled, or at least for long. So, when Palin described that the Iraq War is ‘a task that is from God,’ voters knew that she is making less sense than ever. Unfortunately for his supporters, Modi is catching up fast with Palin.

After historical blunders such as calling Mohanlal instead of Mohandas Gandhi, and claiming that Nehru did not attend Patel’s funeral, Modi is now treading on more difficult terrain. In his Jodhpur rally, Modi carrying on with his rustic charm claimed that he may not be as educated as the country’s finance minister but he knows that buying gold is not leading to inflation. His first lecture in economics may have got a thunderous applause in the rally but what he lost is the faith of lakhs of voters, who at least believed that Modi is the architect behind Gujarat’s vibrant economic success.

It is time that Modi should learn from the mistakes which Palin committed. After all he would not like to be remembered as Palin, who finally had to be told that there was no tradition of concession speeches by running mates, and that she would not be speaking. Not anymore.